art by Liga Klavina
my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other
so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date
Baby Nala plying with a ribbon
I like it when y’all let me float for a while.
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
If I wasn’t a photographer, I think I’d like to be a florist.
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY WATER TRANSACTIONS I HAD TO DO JUST TO TAKE A PISS. FIVE BUCKETS OF WATER. FIVE. FOR A 20 SECOND PISS. HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE TO ANYONE. DAD IF YOU ARE GOING TO FIX THE GODDAMN TOILET GO FIX THE GODDAMN TOILET INSTEAD OF WATCH VAN MORRISON ON YOUTUBE LIKE YOU DO EVERYDAY.
my dad is the same. He runs around the house with the toilet plunger and calls himself “PlungerMan.”
Jesus Christ. Maybe it’s a dad thing.
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advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus