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THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE. THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE.

HOWEVER THIS IS MY RAGING HEADACHE.

FUCK.

#personal

Pretty upset about the results on Scotland to be honest.

Very drunk

Very help
Yes

things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

everydaylouie:

vileplume <3

everydaylouie:

vileplume <3

automaticoverride:

I AM THE NIGHT

Invited out for drinks and shots with the team. Yes.

Also I napped so hard for ten minutes waiting for class to start that I drooled and almost fell out of my chair. My friend told me he thought I was dead.

#personal

kalafalas:

this gives me life

I’m watching this waiting for class to start and laughing so hard I’m crying

#fav

cerceos:

Olesya Kushnarenko

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books